Inconceivable!

Thanks to my sister, who told everyone she knew about this movie 20 years ago, my family is still finding ways to work script quotes into conversations. And to think, two decades later, it's still relevant:

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is: 'never get involved in a land war in (Southwest) Asia...."

Hey - everybody says I need to lighten up occasionally.
"As you wish..."